The Case of the Hummingbird Imposter

Having to move to Sturgeon Bay, this seems to be the only Hummingbird that has been attracted to my feeder (thus far). I believe it is a fellow down the street who voted for Obama and believes Hillary is a victim of 'right-wing' vicious attacks (you know like they did to Bush and Condi), who annoyed me while cutting grass insisting I was a racist for not supporting Obama; and said I was 'delusional denier' because I do not believe in the global warming hoax, insensitve because I am against the Planned Parenthood Gestapo, 'homophobic' because I am against the US Supreme Court telling state governments they must recognize same-sex marriage, a 'radical' because I support the Tea Party and constitutionalism, that I shoud die because I am a 'baby-boomer' who is stealing younger generation's social security benefits, I am 'NeoCon' Neanderthal because I believe in 2nd Amendment and belong to the NRA. and 'Islamophobic' for warning about Islamic fascists in our homeland and their murderous destruction elsewhere - not realizing that I know the enemy after my excursion to liberate Kuwait from members of the 'religion of peace' in Persian Gulf. He calls himself a Democrat, but his political platform is democratic-socialism believing that anyone that disagrees with him and does not support his ideology and misquotations of the books of the Bible and is a relative of the Biblical ass despite believing that Christians should not be seen nor heard, apparently never looks upon his own reflection. Meanwhile feeding for free from my feeder meant for true Hummingbirds insisting that he IS a Hummingbird, he insists that I am delusional for not believing he is a hummingbird ...

Weird Science: True Stories - Trivia

Kidney Transplants: Modern medicine and surgical techniques have made kidney transplant surgery a success. What many do not know is that during the kidney transplant procedure, the non-working kidney is usually not removed – unless leaving it there would cause problems. Instead, the doctors will place the new kidney in your pelvis and then redirect the arteries and veins to that kidney. 

Juste pour rire (Just for Laughs) is a comedy festival held each July in Montreal, Quebec, created in 1983. It is also a TV show springing from the original Candid Camera created by Allen Funt with hidden camera pranks. The TV show is called Just for Laughs: Gags.

Initially it began as Candid Microphone in 1947, created and produced by Allen Funt. It was brought to television in 1948, its last original broadcast being aired on May 5^th, 2004. His son, Peter Funt, co-hosted specials with his father since 1987 and later became the producer and host after the network TV version celebrated its 35^th anniversary with an NBC special in 1983.

In 1996 the CBS program celebrated the 50^th anniversary of Candid Camera with Peter Funt and Suzanne Somers. In the 1960s, Woody Allen was one of the writers of the show who also performed in some of the scenarios.

A British version of Candid Camera began in 1960 and televised for seven years. An Australian version of the hidden camera prank began in the 1980s.

In celebration of Montreal's anniversary of Just for Laughs this month, I present the following video to tickle your funny bone presented by Just For Laughs Gags, YouTube (2 hrs-31 minutes) …

You May Be a Jihadist, ...

You may be a Jihadist,
If you morally object to alcoholic beverages, but think nothing of growing poppy for heroin and profit; you may be a Jihadist.

If you can afford a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but cannot afford shoes; you may be a Jihadist.

If you have more wives than teeth; you may be a Jihadist.

If you wipe your anus with your bare hand, but consider pork to be unclean; you may be a Jihadist.

If you think vests come in two styles: bulletproof and suicide; you may be a Jihadist.

If you consider television dangerous and a tool of Satan, but carry explosives and weapons in your clothing; you may be a Jihadist.

Humor From Great Dane Rescue Folks

Great Dane Rescue presents:

Fly Southwest Airlines

Flying today is not as enjoyable as it used to be, too often. TSA, overcrowding and other factors have helped towards that end. The following is a flight that would be memorable with the unique flight stewardess providing a lengthy and hilarious safety speech we may wish to hear before taking off. Pay attention because she speaks quickly.

Halloween is Over But the Health Care Mash Continues

Performed by Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Obama and Congress Sells Out US and American POW

There are a growing number of Americans who are tired of American lives and taxpayer dollars being spent fighting other nation's wars and defense programs. Senator Jim Inhofe recently stated that Obama's first budget cut the ground-based interceptor long-range missile program in Poland granted under a previous treaty when it was in its last stage of setup. By doing so, tax dollars were wasted. As far as Poland is concerned, it will continue the program without the US support, which means they are getting state-of-the-art technology developed by US at a bargain – We the People footing the bill.